about a "wauterboi".
What exactly is a “wauterboi”, you ask? Why, that is me, Isaias (eye-zay-us), a fiteen year old music producer, and… king of… something. I write a whole bunch of music under the “wauterboi” alias mostly for free, although I’ve just made it into a neat indie record label named Protagonist Records which allows me to sell my stuff cheap.
I write music for three reasons:
- Boredom
- See number 1.
- Means of expression.
Yup, because I can’t write lyrics, I make my computer output them in the form of instrumental music ranging in all sorts of genres. Oh, yeah, I don’t fixate myself in one genre because that’s lame. Having one continuous sound forever is very much boring and doesn’t work well with the process I use for making music which relies mainly on screwing around.
Anyway, I write all my music in a fine program that you can download for free. It’s name is “Jeskola Buzz”, and I’ve never gone with another program ever. I’m not afraid to show my Tracker love!
I once was about to get Reason, but then Buzz threatened to cut my juglar…
Oh, who/what got me into music and when… I was ten and I was really into Dance Dance Revolution. (Shut up.) I loved the music – it was so different and I loved the awesome sound… I was opening up to a whole different style of music that I had never ever heard nor did I ever hear anything like it until this point. It was awesome and it led me to this mo’ fo’. (Well, actually OCRemix did, a website devoted to Video Game Remixes which just happened to have a remix of a DDR song.) SuperGreenX was my idol for a wee bit of time and actually led me to Buzz. (I asked what free programs were out there.)
Jeskola Buzz sucked. It was glitchy, it was glitchy, it hurt my ears, it was complicated, and it was glitchy. But, over the time-span of four years and with the help of one of my best buddies, The Hamster Alliance, I got up to rocking out the right way.
Finally, I got a song called “Message to Nobody” finished. Sent it over to SuperGreenX, and I had totally forgot that he ran a record label. Guess what happened next? Yup, I got onto the label and I got to release it the way I wanted!
Null was the first album I released. Ten tracks of pure awesomeness that were mostly done by me – 1% of it was done by The Hamster Alliance for mixing. It’s currently on sale the way I want it: Cheap and not all for money. Yeah, the way it works is you can get the Free EP for it, and if you like it, you buy the entire album for five bucks. Also, streamable. Also, I get four bucks of each sale. Also, awesome.
But yeah. Queeeestions?
What else do you do?
I like assasinations… and long walks on the beach… Haha, kidding. There’s no beaches in Nevada.
But yeah, I’m also addicted to games of the Source Engine – specifically Half-Life 2 Deathmatch and Garry’s Mod.
I also do artwork – all artwork on this site is done by me.
I also screw around…
What is your favorite band?
I have too diverse of a library, but I’m usually always in the mood for Nine Inch Nails.
Favorite sammich?
Ham, cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato… I guess…
Scrambled or over-easy?
…what kind of questions are these? Scrambled if in a burrito, otherwise over-easy.
If you had a super-power, what would it be?
A way to control time.
Pirates or Ninjas?
Due to my girlfriend being a ninja and I being an ex-pirate, I became a pirate ninja.
How would I go about contacting you?
Well there’s…
I wanna stalk you. Do you have stuff for me to stalk?
Si senor. Here’s my Myspace, Jamendo, and Last.FM. updated every mont- whenever i feel like it.
Did the reader waste my time reading this page?
Certainly!